Sunday, March 18, 2012

Musings on American Public Education

It has been quite a while since I've written.  For those of you who wonder how the diet plan is coming along...well let's just say there's a reason I haven't blogged for a while.  I am holding my own.  I'm still down four pounds from Jan 1, 2012, but I've been in a holding pattern.  I like to call it winter, and hopefully I will have some amazing one-day-at a time tips for you soon.  However, I am going to switch gear today and write down some thoughts about a topic we've been hearing about for decades...what's wrong with American public education?

While I was still working as a teacher (I prefer this term to educator, because it was what I did.) I would become indignant when hearing this question.  "Let's look at WHAT'S RIGHT ABOUT IT"!  That was my response.  Yes, I was in denial.  There is so much wrong that it's hard to begin to formulate an answer to that question. 

When I retired from my teaching job, I swore (to myself and others) that I would NEVER step foot in a public school again.  That life was behind me.  Auf Wiedersehen you mess of a system.  That vow lasted 3 months.  I obtained a substitute teaching certificate and I have been subbing about 3 days a week since then.  Today I am going to write about the first thing wrong with the system, and that is the process to become a substitute teacher.

In Illinois, anyone with a college degree can be a substitute teacher.  I met this standard.  In fact, I had a little more going for me.  I had a masters degree in German literature (obtained the old-fashioned way with a thesis and comps), I had 50 + hours of graduate education in curriculum design beyond my masters, and I had held an Illinois teaching certificate for 31 years.  Wow, the state should probably be recruiting me, rather than me going to them to ask to be placed on a list to work at the school district I had retired from 3 months prior to my application, right?  Well, it certainly wasn't this scenario.  Exactly 28 days after beginning the process to become a substitute teacher, I was awarded that coveted honor of an interview to become one...at the school district in which I had worked for 30 years.  I had not only proven that I had the college degree (I had to supply a certified copy in a sealed envelope to my school district, although to have a teaching certificate and to work there, which I had done for 30 years, one of the prerequisites had been a college degree.), I was TB tested, I had a signed physical form from a physician, stating that I was physically fit for this duty.  (OK, I did ask my opthamologist to sign this, since I didn't want to spend the money for a physical, and I had an eye appointment during the time I was going through this process.  He agreed that the "eyes are the window to the body," and that I appeared healthy.), and finally I had a background check.  The background check was rescheduled, because the "machine broke."  (The day I went in for my background check, the technician running the "machine" wasn't sure that my fingerprints had "taken."  I refused to leave the room until she redid the scan, thus holding up a line of 30 other substitute teaching certificate holder wannabes, but oh well.  I was not coming back.)  And then yes, finally I had my interview with a secretary who put me on "the list." 

By the time I got home from my substitute teaching "interview," I had already had 8 requests to substitute.  Wow, talk about some "job security" for a temporary job. 

I am glad that I am a substitute teacher.  It is helping to wean me away from a job I did for 36 years.  The cold turkey approach wasn't working...oh and I can make a connection to my diet blog.  The cold turkey approach doesn't work for me in dieting either!

Tomorrow's blog:  A Fish out of Water:  Why I Will Never Again Substitute Teach in Second Grade.